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Sunday, December 18, 2011

EP 18

Four principles of spirituality

The First Principle states:

 Love with your whole being.

 Always be happy.

Monday, October 10, 2011


I'm Proud to be a teacher. 

To those people who have got different perspectives about being a teacher,you can just shut your mouths up and keep it to yourselves. Don't go telling people that you don't like the profession. Have you ever thought what sacrifices you teachers have made? You should ponder, what you are today, is all because of them. Shit what am I talking?  

Tuesday, March 8, 2011


Katy Perry ft Alexs Nuk

I'm used to opening my own doors and splitting the checks
He introduced me, was always just a friend
I bought a new dress, he never noticed
Always falling for these bad boys, such a challenge
I'm getting tired, of cleaning up after them
I think I'm ready to be a woman

Oh love, I think I'm ready
Ready for it

You were such a surprise
An unexpected gift
Said I was pretty, and I believed it
Not really used to all this attention
Told myself I don't deserve you
And this is just a phase
Could I get used to, being loved the right way? 
I wanna argue, but there is nothing to say

Oh love, I think I'm ready
Ready for it
Ready for it
Oh love, I think I'm ready

Cuz you send me flowers, when there's no occasion
Yeah we talk for hours, you still wanna listen
Won't hold it against me if I just need you to hold me tonight
My mother always told me that you'd show up one day
So scared to feel this way but love, I think I'm ready
Ready for it
Ready for it
Oh love, I think I'm ready
Ready for it
Ready for it
Oh love, I think I'm ready 


Saturday, March 5, 2011


two non-identical cats making love in a jacuzzi

Everyone has pets at home, well maybe almost everyone does have them at home (Redundancy). Even myself, I have countless pets like cats, rabbits, dogs, fishes, chickens, and birds, to name a few. If you come to my house,  you will feel like you are in the land of animal kingdom. Luckily they do not let their dung splated anywhere they like around the house. My mother has done a lot of things to make sure that they will defecate at the place where that   deed should be done..hehehehe

For cats, they are sharing toilet with us, I don't quite sure why, but it seems like they know toilet is the right place for them to crap. But still, ladies and gentlemen, they are not so clever enough, they do not know how to flush and to douse their solid and liquid wastes. what gets after it, is the smell from their urine. But that is cute. (They are cute! not the dung)
cats in the bikini

As for dogs, two of them, Johnny and Nico, my father makes few stacks of sand for their own use. Johnny will have his part and Nico gets his too. So far they haven't been fighting with my cats (I'm not expecting a bloodshed scene from them) and they are so cute. I have not touched them yet and never planned to do, it involves a very complicated process to tannin the stink. So why would I take the risk?

(My dogs, both of them) is of this breed

Rabbits...They are quite special, we let them go free, wherever and whenever they want. Well because of this, two of them, I can't remember the name, there's just too many of them, got eaten by Nico! Pity them and (I'm so gonna kill Nico) Crossed though XD ...
They know when to come back to their lair, basically we spend RM20 per week for their grist and Kang Kung.

Chicken, ahh nothing to say...You know how chicken behaves aite? They have never contributed anything to us, I wouldn't slaughter them and eat them. I don't know why, but I can't eat domesticated chicken. Their taste is slightly different, well I still remember when I mistakenly ate ayam kampung and they are really disgusting. We can never assure what they have been eating, their own shit! Worm? animals dead body? who knows and who wants to check on what they eat? So the safest strategy is to avoid them. Don't consume any of ayam kampung.

Fish...My brother put it in an aquarium and he feeds him with worms and cricket. He's getting bigger and worth RM400 if sold.

This fish resembles one water pokemon but I can't remember what's the name of it...

Birds, they chirp a lot in the house, especially when my cats get near them. yeah there are two of them...waiting to fall and be eaten by my cats and dogs. hehehehehehe  

I don't have real picture of them, instead I just googled them...


I have been listening to their songs for the whole month now and I never get bored letting all the songs being on loop on my laptop every time I switch my lappy on. Seriously, the tune and the melody calm me, but it's never going to be as effective as food calming me down,,hahaha hell no!

I have listed down few songs from respective singers below,,,Selena Gomez, Katy Perry and Rihanna..

1. Naturally
2. A year without rain

1. E.T (futuristic lover)
2. I think I'm ready
3. T.G.I.F (friday night)
4. Humming bird heartbeat
5. Not like the movies (to name a few)

1. S & M
2. Skin
3. Slower to heal

This however is a little different, as you can see, it's a movie, Burlesque- I have been repeating this movie, watching it like hundreds of times already, the plot isn't that impressive though, the things that make this movie up are the musical and the songs.
Christina Aguilera and Cher have both done a very good job.

I have always wanted to be in the team, but of course not as a stripper.
What do I have to show anyway? >.< People wouldn't want to see scrawny slender kind of stripper hehehehehe...
However, intrinsically I think I was meant to be born as a stripper hahahahaha
Sorry to disappoint, but no picture will be included here..hehehehe



These are all that I have consumed for this whole 3 months, there are more but I will not include all,
there are more pictures to come ^^



5th March 2011, another epic day for me, my tummy and my 
6 of us, Mr Azham Vosovic, Natrah, Lady Gaga, Kak Limah and Kapoor, and I hehehehe...
We went to two places to eat, basically filling our stomach with more and more cholesterol, fat and fat, 

Approx at 9.30, we finished everything up and started trolling around Bangsar like aimless bunch of cuties. Well maybe only me, hehehehehe I got tired sometimes when everyone was asking me if I have any connection to Justin Bieber, considering our hairstyle is virtually the same, I pondered and contemplated while looking at my own reflection. and yeah, we are twins hahaha but he's like 3 years younger than me. so hell no, that's just coincidence, I had this idea in my mind, maybe he ran into me in the future and seeing my hairstyle, he's amazed and decided to copy me. that's just his luck I showed up in his future. (I believe an infant sees the world before they decide to be born or not, so basically it's the future we talking about here)...ssHHsshhh

Enough with the mumbling,      
let us see what I had for my supper (Dinner + Supper = Dipper/stripper???) hehehehehe

Buy 5 and get 1 free

These two cupcakes are creamy, delicious and scrumpy, but yeah secret recipe's cakes is still at on top of the list. Cupcakes are meant to be baked like this so people would buy it, they are decorated, and the cook really make them up...hehehehehe
I have no idea how people would eat them...

I guess that's all for today...

Thursday, February 17, 2011


Yesterday, 17th of February, exactly 3 days after valentine's day and 2 days after Maulidur Rasul. We had a presentation, for assignment (A SURVEY OF PROSE FORMS AND POETRY)...

We had to submit two assignments at the same time and there was not much time given for us to work on it. On Friday, February 11th, morning 8.00 a.m to 10.00 a.m We had a briefing given by **********..She had wasted 2 hours only for a briefing. 

I wanted to yell at her to just continue with our lecture instead of blabbering about her own life and unnecessary things...

But I couldn' I decided to sleep and waited for class to finish. But that is not my intention here, I want to share something else, something different today. 


Here is the real deal...I have not respected few of my lecturers and my former teachers. I can see the result that I think have affected my life. For an example, when I was in secondary school. I did not treated all my teachers fairly. There was one teacher who I think did a reasonably and incredibly job teaching us passionately. She gave us a lot of work that I couldn't finish and also, she was really something, she can teach us all the time without even concern about her own life (husband and kids)..She is really something, I adore her determination,,,But!!! when she got promoted to "Penolong kanan hal ehwal pelajar" students affairs, then all her dirty BIG secrets revealed. She started to rule everyone, including me...But I still liked her, unfortunately, she seemed to lost her passions because of work loads. I really think holding a position wouldn't do any good to us. She had to attend meetings, skipping classes (with replacements) and we never liked it. so, we started to talk bad about her and I regretted it for that. It was never my intention to slander about her or about anyone, but she forced me, she forced us. so the result was, my Geographical studies, I got a B for that. It was really pathetic isn't it? 

I'm flushed btw what's with this picture?

Rants above is only a deviation of what I wanted to talk today. yea about my assignments, i did a handsome job, finishing them before due date and I even get the chance to cross-check them. A linguistics essay and power point presentation for so called ES (English studies). on Friday, the day when we had the briefing, I went to UM's library, researching for materials and after 4 hours of hard work, I finally got few notes regarding human language and animal communication. I was so proud at myself, I skipped assembly to look for the materials (when can I value myself like this? this is already an ideal time). so yea I did. So I spent my 2 days time to work on 2 assignments, I did not have a very good sleep within the 2 days. I think I managed to sleep only for few hours for the whole 48 hours that day. I worked hard, I slept, hoping that my next day will be fruitful and productive. 

So, it was Monday yesterday. The day where I need to present my slide show. I was confident, coming to class as usual. But it was a little bit different that I forgot everything that morning, I brought my laptop with me, but my wallet I left it at home, luckily I always had this habit to put extra money in my pockets, so I fumbled them all and I found RM15. I was so lucky, so I got into class and phoohh Miss Pat was already in class, my heart was pumping very fast, so sudden, it's not that I was excited seeing, looking at her, but I think something is not going to be right, I thought. She wanted to continue with the presentation as fast as we can. I told Kak Kimah that something's really fishy was going to happen. 

We set everything up and we used Miss Pat's laptop to start off with everything but her laptop is so ancient it couldn't play the videos we intended to play. It was an omen for us. Qing yi offered her laptop and yeah the videos, everything played well. But the thing was, I stumbled like I have never used English language before, my skills are tarnishing, even now. I can see that my language has becoming worse and i don't have confidence in me. I wonder how Malaysia can produce a good English teacher if we are made locally. I'm so sorry, in advance if you found a lot of grammatical mistakes and sentences which do not make any sense here.

So my presentation, it went very badly. I was speechless, I was down I'm suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck ......I admit that I looked down at people, I felt superior, but I don't now why do I feel superior, I don't have anything special in me, I can't do anything and I'm helpless. 

I have made up my mind, I want to start everyday afresh...I will not underestimate people, I will talk more and I hope my language will get better. Please get better baby! I need you...till then, enough with my rants...  
 whatever it is, we need to respect people, my skills are tarnishing because I talk bad about people, God has done his job very well, to make me realise that I'm not that good, that I need to make myself better even though I'm quite content with what I have now.I need to change myself,change his perception towards me so he can change what he has set for me,,,

Saturday, February 12, 2011


I am not myself anymore

Few days ago I might be myself but I just feel different this time around. You know it's like when people are baking  pie, they fill the pie with barf instead of fruit or chicken floss. And they just throw it right into my face. I am/was mortified, at least I am ashamed to myself that I have never realized what I did all these days was wrong.  At least people are judging me on what I have done and I know, perhaps it's only a karma.

I admit, I am not a very good friend to everybody, at least not all. I can be a backstabber too sometimes depending on the condition people put me into and I can also be a wonderful friend

you know how this F/S thing is giving me pale look at myself..well, I just not myself =.=".


We Real Cool

We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon. 


Few days back.

Few weeks back.

Few years back.

I have been receiving a lot of phone calls, messages and even mms-es from somebody I hardly know them and hey wait!! Of course I don’t know them. Silly me!! shit3x  Who the hell are they? And when I ask them where the F they get my contact number...

Alexs: Where did you get my number? Who gave you????? (IMPERATIVE)

The kind of answers that I will get are...

Anonymous: Erk I found it on the internet.

Anonymous: Your number is in my contact list.

Anonymous: No comment, I just want to know you more.

This is so freakishly crazy. I did put my number on the internet, on tagged. But it was through private message and people wouldn’t know it unless...haaaaaaaaaaaaaa...unless the person who I gave the number spread it out!!! Shit I just realized it now. So now I know where they all get my number. Thanks to blog post for keeping me awake from all this kind of crazy stuff. They are weirdo. Sometimes they demand for so many things which I can’t just give to people without any assurance. Naked pictures of me??? Hell shit no!!!!!! I would not even give pictures of me “topless”. I ain’t pornstar. Lol   

Friday, February 11, 2011


Facebook is one of the fastest growing social networking websites on the Internet. Each day countless numbers of people flock to Facebook and join up with visions of reconnecting with people and having the ability to maintain contact with people they know.
There are many advantages to becoming a Facebook member and once you've successfully integrated yourself as a savvy user, you'll see just how Facebook is a great tool to be used for many purposes. The advantages and disadvantages of Facebook can somehow be narrowed down to certain ‘distinct’ aspects, especially in students’ life.  Basically, we are now talking about students’ life. Clear your thoughts, heads and come together to think and conform to me, the essentials and the non-requisites of having Facebook. (The advantages and the disadvantages)
Having Facebook account is one of the fundamental elements in students’ life in college. Most of students and also lecturers are bound to communicate through Facebook rather than sms or email. Some people are too lazy to check their email account thus, making it harder to communicate via that. So, to make it simplest for all students and lecturers, Facebook is turned to one great device connecting everyone. It makes everyone feel free to communicate, getting rid of a lot of awkwardness that we may have encountered in the real world. Facebook is not just about putting our lives into virtual world, but the vitality of Facebook is further proved when the system in it is now upgraded. I’m sure most of us have realized the existence of a few new groups created by particular person in Facebook system. We can do our own group and choose our own followers. Discussions, questions and a lot more can be conferred within the small society in that particular group.
Other than that, it saves cost. This issue is of extreme importance. Paying for so many things on our own is tough. Extremely tough. From petrol to photocopies to many other extras that students need to do. Sometimes we can even get ourselves trapped in the world in indigence just by filling and paying all these necessities. But, by having Facebook, it gives us a little space of indifference. What I meant here is, we can get accessed to Facebook freely, we won’t really care how to cut budget just to save and spend our money wisely. Believe me, even the lamest college will have ‘free wifi’  set for their students! If they don’t have it, too bad, the students need to be assertive and they must fight for it and get everything done! Some applications like the ability of us tagging people through the notes or in status updates to remind people is of a great help. People won’t be missed out of any information, unless they are purely ignorance, that can’t be helped. Well, if you were to come across that kind of case, give her or him a nice ‘slap’ snapping herself out of confusion and drag her down to the real world of Facebook and technology. But it’s going to be a very rare case so don’t lose energy on that.               
Even the most distinguished product can have its disadvantages and can cause some predicament with one's character. The bad side of having Facebook particularly are that first, it is going to be a catalogue for people exhibiting their disposition of sexuality. When we talk about this kind of abomination of nature we are inclined to look at the symptoms of social illness amongst youngsters, especially. Whilst everyone is so excited about the best parts of this social networking, many people tend to forget and they actually, intentionally disregard its bad parts. What do you have in your mind when you are liberally mingling just with almost everyone, be it anonymous or some acquaintances? Moral decay? Free sex? Free everything? Believe me again, Ladies and Gentlemen, it wouldn’t bring any good at all. Facebook is promoting openness to a lot of social cavities. While the government is probing the social scenes in this country, Facebook is contributing to the progress of increasing the number of problems in this country. Like what we all can see are problems with homosexuality, cyber bullying, emotional breakdown or emotional failure and name it, we have all listed safe and sound here. Those sinners use Facebook as a subterfuge to keep their dirty work camouflaged. I know some of you might not support this but this is the fact that people keep secret of. Suchlike any other social networking, it has definitely the same, vital role, manipulating people especially when the use is abused.
Facebook can also be very abusive when there are people who misuse it for their own self. They can fake the profile of one’s person and drag it to the wrong use of it. We can somehow relate it to self-disclosure. It can be either like a person is indiscriminately violating, condemning and insulting other people, or maybe a person throws so many profanities and it makes him look very ego-centric, harsh and rude person. It can cause you a downfall. And the same thing too applies if, you are now a different person using different profile and using different picture as a profile picture. A person who doesn’t know might just jump into conclusion that you are what they see and start to ask you with loads of questions. They do not know who you are, but they are judging you. Then suddenly you make one of the silliest mistakes and it shames you, what would happen? Speak for yourself. When we share personal information with someone, we risk indifference if the other person does not care about it, or rejection, if the person is turned off by the information or most importantly, if that person already has this one kind look at you. This is dangerous, and should be avoided by all means. Other possibilities that are possible to happen are also such as you are going to be tormented, emotionally and people lost faith in you.

Sunday, January 16, 2011


I can walk down the street, there's no one there
Though the pavements are one huge crowd
I can drive down the road, my eyes don't see
Though my minds wants to scram out loud

I feel free, I feel free, I feel free

The dream of freedom will never be achieved if we are still looking in the past.

Saturday, January 15, 2011


Everyone is now a big fan of Lady Gaga and It's of course including me. Some of us have gone to the stake of worshiping her songs, images and her religious view? I wouldn't know that. And there is a major news here, everyone is now talking about her images that got something to do with the Free Mason thingy and kabalah..(you can google search it for more details) 

Something is just not right about her or maybe (most probably) it's just people's dirty tricks, putting a bad image to the members of the public's minds to make she looks really bad. These people are definitely the one who envies of Gaga's success. but again, i wouldn't know that. From my personal point of view, she is rockk woooo...her fashions and songs are KEWLL...

so, this is not a serious judgement or examination of her that I want to make here, but it's rather a compliment and 'wonder' regarding her choice of fashion-ing herself...

What do you guys think of this? Very superbly attractive? This is what we call Libidinous..don't you guys think it's a bit kinky and it's kinda exhibiting her lustful desires? I don't know different people have different thoughts. ^_^ but this is gorgeous... 

I chose this picture because I think, this is her best attire of the year. Everything is just sooo compatible to be put together as a set. Maybe except for the star or something that she holds (whatever it is). It looks really shabby, it's gonna be hard for her to carry it around and to leave it to someone to hold it, I will say that the action is just selfish. She can just choose not to have that in the first place. aha! some improvement can be made though, put it on top or her head, then it will be the greatest attire of the year,,huhuhu and needless to say, everyone can see that her hair is wonderful, where did she do that? I'd like to try it...hmm (credits to the late-Alexander Mcqueen for the la-couture)

This is yuucckkss, I'ma beef eater yet she asked someone to get the adult's bovine's beef to be cut and to be tailored? errhh,,,I hope she didn't get attacked by astray dogs or sushi eater for the anything that she has on her body, especially this one.     

And this one too, but this is the second version (less-everything version) so you can see most of the parts of her body. This is not sexually attractive, but it's rather a frigid! (sexually unresponsive) it makes man wanna barf so girls and boys, If you wanna avoid yourself from being the victim of harassment, wear this to shopping mall, to 

This is cute!!!! But still weird, but this is Gaga and everyone adores her for this. Can find the resemblance with the picture below? what do you guys see?


I find more and more reasons to live on earth. Thanks to God.

Well Ladies and Gentlemen, it's not that I'm planning to die sooner but I personally think, we need to enjoy life more and teenage life would be the best time to begin with all of the plans we have in mind.
Giddy up man! Rock your body! So this evening, some friends of mine and myself, we went to "Pusat Kecemerlangan sukan Bangsar"  and we swam...Swimming is always gonna be good and essential for health. It keeps our lungs..(Lungs??? I'm bad with facts and sciences) tip top condition and it might as well be like, hmm it builds up our muscle especially the ones at the chest, triceps and 

Who knows, few more months I'll become this??

Euuww this is so disgusting, a very hideous monster..
Don't even imagine me with the bulges all over the body (especially the one in the centre

we had a great time there, I never knew that I can swim very well and I can even jump and swim and dive like Michael Phelps lol...This is the synchronization of time during our adventure to swimming port in Bangsar. 
we prepared everything before 2PM and yeah, we had everything taken care of before it and we departed exactly at 2.30PM. I wasn't really well at that point of time, running nose, mucus all over the nostrils yucckkss and even my heart didn't seem so good like it's predicting something would happen. (Fortunately nothing had happened) and then, after 10 minutes in cab, we reached the Bangsar sports centre. Again, luck was always with us, no one there except for the life guards and us. So, we swam and played in the swimming pool like there's going to be no tomorrow for us. But it didn't seem to be like it for one of my friends, he doesn't know how to swim (factual statement), I won't bother to much about him, it seemed to me that a lot of people was willing to help him with his swimming skills. so I dived and swam all over the place. And then, after approximately 30 minutes, there were people coming and surprisingly, Stefani came too. One of the lecturers in International languages department. she wore two piece, I didn't greet her because I knew everything would be awkward if she knew that we have seen her somewhere in IPBA..yeah her students of course...

A lot of other people were there and I saw kids around 4 to 5 years old, they can swim fabulously. They didn't seem to be afraid of deep place at all..seriously, they can swim faster than my friend who I said before skilled-less. There were two people monitoring the kids which I believe are their father and the maid from Indonesia...Maybe their father would like them to be in swimming team replacing me and Michael Phelps,,,lol

After sometime, a bell rang and it indicated that we need to settle down with everything already, we must be ready to leave the pool. So, I took the last 'bite' in the pool and splashsshhh ...That's all for my story..and yea, one more thing, when I become a teacher I want to train my students in swimming sport because I know I have the capability of doing it. I just know it ^_^ 

Michael Phelps, my swimming training partner ^_^

     This is me, a merman :P

Friday, January 14, 2011


This is going to be my favorite entry, I want to write about my preferred boy band above all others and this group is beyond everything compared to all Malaysian artistes.

Basically I want to say that they are the best...The songs that they sing, the genre is a bit different from other boy bands and other girl bands too.

If you listen to one of their songs (I'll be back, again and again and bla3x) you will find it unique and OH my GOD How am I supposed to express this? I can't find the rational of any supposition that will fit to their songs. I can feel like I'm with them, dancing and shaking my body, you know go along with the waves. I imagine myself with other burlesquer usher them singing and we dancing in a real wild moves. This is kinky and stimulating...(This is not right, don't try this at home)...some of my thoughts are repugnant, abusive to minds and mind you, words can be compelling. so, stop ranting and focus to the song...This might not be their latest song but enjoy this...
Click the banner to download the song


It has been a long time since I last updated my blog. Well today I think I can enlighten you guys with my writing. I always would like to come with whole new fresh ideas for my write up, but it seems to me that ideas wouldn’t always come along when you really want it. So, by luck and by chance, I come across a fundamental emotional determining character that activated my spirit to write. I finally found myself, the real me.

Enough with the rants, I would like to share something that I’m sure all of you will be thrilled by it. People once called me “Internet bergerak” or can I just say it like hmm people call me as asperser or someone who embarks a real bad thing about other people. Or in other word, a slanderer. Yea, definitely a slanderer!

I have a friend; his name is Mr Anonymous…

Well we don’t really like him and he has gone to a limit where everyone cannot stand him. Sometimes his actions are a little overboard.

He has this cute face and everyone adores him. But his voice is rather stentorian to me. He keeps on pestering me like there is no other friend who would content him. He has got everything, charm, look, and name it I wouldn’t want to accolade him much here. It’s just hurt me more.

Back to my story, he has done something bad to me, very bad. He uses me for his sake (I’m not his sugar whatever you call it, we are just friend) and yea, he only needs me when he feels he needs me up till now. The process of hating him has been an ongoing process because of this accident. I shall tell you briefly of what it is.

Well two years ago, I was bestowed with these great wisdom and sagacity and everyone was looking for me to get their homework done. Well I was not too happy about it, they didn’t learn anything by just copying, so finally, I was the one who “untung” I got to refresh everything and yea I felt great seeing everyone failed on their exams. Ain’t I wicked? I guess not…

So, back to this guy’s story. He did the same thing too, asked me to solve his homework and yea I did it. But something came up and the answer I gave him was wrong…Shit!”£$% he told everyone how stupid I can be sometimes and that was really embarrassing. You know how it feels when we are shamed with someone who is stupid-er than us??? I didn’t go out from my room for one week. I didn’t let anybody to come near me. =.=”

From that day, I made up my mind that I won’t help anybody with their homework, but I will teach them how to solve it instead. I know this story might seem silly but it has a moral value in it too…

The moral of the story is, don’t let anyone use us and vice versa for there will always be a karma coming after us. But i hate this karma, people make fun of me yet they didn't remember what have I done to them...I shouldn't have helped them from the beginning. Don't help people ya peeps...

Friday, January 7, 2011


Modern love letter (Amusing letter)

I think most of you have read this letter of love and I personally think that this is the best letter I have read, ever, in my entire life. It is very simple yet funny if you really understand it and it is going to be something 'intrigue' if you let it simmer and marinate in your brain. Why do you need to let it simmer and marinate in your brain? well just in case if you want to try some new style of writing love letter to your lover..This might be the best first starts for it. Thanks to my ex-mentor (he gave this letter for 40 of us)...I wouldn't want to mention his name here, he's too famous and he doesn't need to much attention here. ok..back to our is the letter...

Dear Samantha,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Sunday, the 17th of August 2008.

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 17th of August 2008 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility,would be permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough to be taken care of on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall consider someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do no wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely,



Dear Max,

Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance.

However,you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects should be to my satisfaction. In addition, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous. 

I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards.

Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP' I shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order and nothing less than a jaguar is acceptable. 

Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed on me. If you are still interested in the relationship,please reply as soon as possible as other prospective lovers have indicated interest.

Please also note that my sister is happily employed.

Yours perhaps,



These two letters are written with regards to the modern world of today. We can still find love letters like what people used to write with all the jargons love, darling, honey and etc though...I would not doubt that, but now, the world has changed, to keep pace with the advancement of time and technology, people have changed their style of writing. It is indeed very modern, very contemporary, but I just don't feel too right about it. This is the example of the old love letter...


Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;...........

If I were to compare the semantics used in the writing (sonnet 18) and (the modern love letter) sonnet 18 is written with passion and appreciation..whilst modern love letter is written so formal that it tends to turn out to some business matter. So which one would you prefer? As for me, I would like to try Modern love letter. You know how money-oriented people's mind am excessively concerned with material possessions and I do hope that someday, somebody rich will approach me and I don't have work hard to make money. This is my new year's resolution alright. If you want to comment that i don't know what and how to write, please go on, I am still learning,,,