Sunday, December 18, 2011
Monday, October 10, 2011
To those people who have got different perspectives about being a teacher,you can just shut your mouths up and keep it to yourselves. Don't go telling people that you don't like the profession. Have you ever thought what sacrifices you teachers have made? You should ponder, what you are today, is all because of them. Shit what am I talking?
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Saturday, March 5, 2011
|two non-identical cats making love in a jacuzzi|
Everyone has pets at home, well maybe almost everyone does have them at home (Redundancy). Even myself, I have countless pets like cats, rabbits, dogs, fishes, chickens, and birds, to name a few. If you come to my house, you will feel like you are in the land of animal kingdom. Luckily they do not let their dung splated anywhere they like around the house. My mother has done a lot of things to make sure that they will defecate at the place where that deed should be done..hehehehe
For cats, they are sharing toilet with us, I don't quite sure why, but it seems like they know toilet is the right place for them to crap. But still, ladies and gentlemen, they are not so clever enough, they do not know how to flush and to douse their solid and liquid wastes. what gets after it, is the smell from their urine. But that is cute. (They are cute! not the dung)
|cats in the bikini|
As for dogs, two of them, Johnny and Nico, my father makes few stacks of sand for their own use. Johnny will have his part and Nico gets his too. So far they haven't been fighting with my cats (I'm not expecting a bloodshed scene from them) and they are so cute. I have not touched them yet and never planned to do, it involves a very complicated process to tannin the stink. So why would I take the risk?
|(My dogs, both of them) is of this breed|
Rabbits...They are quite special, we let them go free, wherever and whenever they want. Well because of this, two of them, I can't remember the name, there's just too many of them, got eaten by Nico! Pity them and (I'm so gonna kill Nico) Crossed though XD ...
They know when to come back to their lair, basically we spend RM20 per week for their grist and Kang Kung.
Chicken, ahh nothing to say...You know how chicken behaves aite? They have never contributed anything to us, I wouldn't slaughter them and eat them. I don't know why, but I can't eat domesticated chicken. Their taste is slightly different, well I still remember when I mistakenly ate ayam kampung and they are really disgusting. We can never assure what they have been eating, their own shit! Worm? animals dead body? who knows and who wants to check on what they eat? So the safest strategy is to avoid them. Don't consume any of ayam kampung.
Fish...My brother put it in an aquarium and he feeds him with worms and cricket. He's getting bigger and worth RM400 if sold.
|This fish resembles one water pokemon but I can't remember what's the name of it...|
Birds, they chirp a lot in the house, especially when my cats get near them. yeah there are two of them...waiting to fall and be eaten by my cats and dogs. hehehehehehe
I don't have real picture of them, instead I just googled them...
I have listed down few songs from respective singers below,,,Selena Gomez, Katy Perry and Rihanna..
2. A year without rain
1. E.T (futuristic lover)
2. I think I'm ready
3. T.G.I.F (friday night)
4. Humming bird heartbeat
5. Not like the movies (to name a few)
1. S & M
3. Slower to heal
This however is a little different, as you can see, it's a movie, Burlesque- I have been repeating this movie, watching it like hundreds of times already, the plot isn't that impressive though, the things that make this movie up are the musical and the songs.
Christina Aguilera and Cher have both done a very good job.
I have always wanted to be in the team, but of course not as a stripper.
What do I have to show anyway? >.< People wouldn't want to see scrawny slender kind of stripper hehehehehe...
However, intrinsically I think I was meant to be born as a stripper hahahahaha
Sorry to disappoint, but no picture will be included here..hehehehe
Thursday, February 17, 2011
I wanted to yell at her to just continue with our lecture instead of blabbering about her own life and unnecessary things...
|I'm flushed btw what's with this picture?|
Saturday, February 12, 2011
I admit, I am not a very good friend to everybody, at least not all. I can be a backstabber too sometimes depending on the condition people put me into and I can also be a wonderful friend
you know how this F/S thing is giving me pale look at myself..well, I just not myself =.=".
Few weeks back.
Few years back.
I have been receiving a lot of phone calls, messages and even mms-es from somebody I hardly know them and hey wait!! Of course I don’t know them. Silly me!! shit3x Who the hell are they? And when I ask them where the F they get my contact number...
Alexs: Where did you get my number? Who gave you????? (IMPERATIVE)
The kind of answers that I will get are...
Anonymous: Erk I found it on the internet.
Anonymous: Your number is in my contact list.
Anonymous: No comment, I just want to know you more.
This is so freakishly crazy. I did put my number on the internet, on tagged. But it was through private message and people wouldn’t know it unless...haaaaaaaaaaaaaa...unless the person who I gave the number spread it out!!! Shit I just realized it now. So now I know where they all get my number. Thanks to blog post for keeping me awake from all this kind of crazy stuff. They are weirdo. Sometimes they demand for so many things which I can’t just give to people without any assurance. Naked pictures of me??? Hell shit no!!!!!! I would not even give pictures of me “topless”. I ain’t pornstar. Lol
Friday, February 11, 2011
There are many advantages to becoming a Facebook member and once you've successfully integrated yourself as a savvy user, you'll see just how Facebook is a great tool to be used for many purposes. The advantages and disadvantages of Facebook can somehow be narrowed down to certain ‘distinct’ aspects, especially in students’ life. Basically, we are now talking about students’ life. Clear your thoughts, heads and come together to think and conform to me, the essentials and the non-requisites of having Facebook. (The advantages and the disadvantages)
Even the most distinguished product can have its disadvantages and can cause some predicament with one's character. The bad side of having Facebook particularly are that first, it is going to be a catalogue for people exhibiting their disposition of sexuality. When we talk about this kind of abomination of nature we are inclined to look at the symptoms of social illness amongst youngsters, especially. Whilst everyone is so excited about the best parts of this social networking, many people tend to forget and they actually, intentionally disregard its bad parts. What do you have in your mind when you are liberally mingling just with almost everyone, be it anonymous or some acquaintances? Moral decay? Free sex? Free everything? Believe me again, Ladies and Gentlemen, it wouldn’t bring any good at all. Facebook is promoting openness to a lot of social cavities. While the government is probing the social scenes in this country, Facebook is contributing to the progress of increasing the number of problems in this country. Like what we all can see are problems with homosexuality, cyber bullying, emotional breakdown or emotional failure and name it, we have all listed safe and sound here. Those sinners use Facebook as a subterfuge to keep their dirty work camouflaged. I know some of you might not support this but this is the fact that people keep secret of. Suchlike any other social networking, it has definitely the same, vital role, manipulating people especially when the use is abused.
Facebook can also be very abusive when there are people who misuse it for their own self. They can fake the profile of one’s person and drag it to the wrong use of it. We can somehow relate it to self-disclosure. It can be either like a person is indiscriminately violating, condemning and insulting other people, or maybe a person throws so many profanities and it makes him look very ego-centric, harsh and rude person. It can cause you a downfall. And the same thing too applies if, you are now a different person using different profile and using different picture as a profile picture. A person who doesn’t know might just jump into conclusion that you are what they see and start to ask you with loads of questions. They do not know who you are, but they are judging you. Then suddenly you make one of the silliest mistakes and it shames you, what would happen? Speak for yourself. When we share personal information with someone, we risk indifference if the other person does not care about it, or rejection, if the person is turned off by the information or most importantly, if that person already has this one kind look at you. This is dangerous, and should be avoided by all means. Other possibilities that are possible to happen are also such as you are going to be tormented, emotionally and people lost faith in you.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Though the pavements are one huge crowd
I can drive down the road, my eyes don't see
Though my minds wants to scram out loud
I feel free, I feel free, I feel free
|The dream of freedom will never be achieved if we are still looking in the past.|
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Friday, January 14, 2011
Basically I want to say that they are the best...The songs that they sing, the genre is a bit different from other boy bands and other girl bands too.
If you listen to one of their songs (I'll be back, again and again and bla3x) you will find it unique and OH my GOD How am I supposed to express this? I can't find the rational of any supposition that will fit to their songs. I can feel like I'm with them, dancing and shaking my body, you know go along with the waves. I imagine myself with other burlesquer usher them singing and we dancing in a real wild moves. This is kinky and stimulating...(This is not right, don't try this at home)...some of my thoughts are repugnant, abusive to minds and mind you, words can be compelling. so, stop ranting and focus to the song...This might not be their latest song but enjoy this...
|Click the banner to download the song|
Enough with the rants, I would like to share something that I’m sure all of you will be thrilled by it. People once called me “Internet bergerak” or can I just say it like hmm people call me as asperser or someone who embarks a real bad thing about other people. Or in other word, a slanderer. Yea, definitely a slanderer!
I have a friend; his name is Mr Anonymous…
Well we don’t really like him and he has gone to a limit where everyone cannot stand him. Sometimes his actions are a little overboard.
He has this cute face and everyone adores him. But his voice is rather stentorian to me. He keeps on pestering me like there is no other friend who would content him. He has got everything, charm, look, and name it I wouldn’t want to accolade him much here. It’s just hurt me more.
Back to my story, he has done something bad to me, very bad. He uses me for his sake (I’m not his sugar whatever you call it, we are just friend) and yea, he only needs me when he feels he needs me up till now. The process of hating him has been an ongoing process because of this accident. I shall tell you briefly of what it is.
Well two years ago, I was bestowed with these great wisdom and sagacity and everyone was looking for me to get their homework done. Well I was not too happy about it, they didn’t learn anything by just copying, so finally, I was the one who “untung” I got to refresh everything and yea I felt great seeing everyone failed on their exams. Ain’t I wicked? I guess not…
So, back to this guy’s story. He did the same thing too, asked me to solve his homework and yea I did it. But something came up and the answer I gave him was wrong…Shit!”£$% he told everyone how stupid I can be sometimes and that was really embarrassing. You know how it feels when we are shamed with someone who is stupid-er than us??? I didn’t go out from my room for one week. I didn’t let anybody to come near me. =.=”
From that day, I made up my mind that I won’t help anybody with their homework, but I will teach them how to solve it instead. I know this story might seem silly but it has a moral value in it too…
The moral of the story is, don’t let anyone use us and vice versa for there will always be a karma coming after us. But i hate this karma, people make fun of me yet they didn't remember what have I done to them...I shouldn't have helped them from the beginning. Don't help people ya peeps...
Monday, January 10, 2011
Friday, January 7, 2011
MODERN REPLY TO A MODERN LETTER
Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance.
However,you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects should be to my satisfaction. In addition, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous.
I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards.
Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP' I shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order and nothing less than a jaguar is acceptable.
Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed on me. If you are still interested in the relationship,please reply as soon as possible as other prospective lovers have indicated interest.
Please also note that my sister is happily employed.
WHAT MAKES THE AMUSING??
These two letters are written with regards to the modern world of today. We can still find love letters like what people used to write with all the jargons love, darling, honey and etc though...I would not doubt that, but now, the world has changed, to keep pace with the advancement of time and technology, people have changed their style of writing. It is indeed very modern, very contemporary, but I just don't feel too right about it. This is the example of the old love letter...
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;...........